US Supreme Court Seeks EPA Grad!

In a surprise move, the US administration realizing that it needed to match and balance events in Germany (Berlin included) recruited European Public Affairs expert and graduate of the prestigious EPA programme based in ever so famous Maastricht, yes, where so much began. In asking drs. Schaefer, with an ever so German sounding name, to consider the Supreme Court position, the current administration assured her that having "absolutely no experience as a judge" wouldn't matter. After all, she's a female.

Schaefer, however, stated that her preference is deciding issues based on their merit, rather than upon biased party lines, and believing that "some experience may be helplful, niet war?", demurred. Plus, she admitted, she loves wearing really large hats and that would conflict greatly with those dreadful frumpy black robes, "don't you agree"?

More importantly, she added, "my husband and I have a wonderful new flat right here in Maastricht where we expect the distinguished members of the 2005 graduating class of EPA to descend for riotous evenings". Being falling distance from the infamous Cafe Zondag AND Mullins Irish Pub, Schaefer worries the media might interfere too darn much if she were a Supreme Court judge. Instead, she has taken this occasion to offer her new flat as an outpost for her "future" famous colleagues when they return to the scene of their past crimes, oops, she meant to say to the place where they always conducted themselves with such decorum as young scholars of EU Public Policy. Heh, heh, heh. See you soon?